About
Mission Name: Operation Mineral Grab
Commander: JD Awmstwong (aka Wocket Man)
Target: Asteroid 16 Psyche – worth $10 quintillion
Primary Objective: Mine cosmic minerals → Power the wocket → Pay off the U.S. national debt
Backup Objective: Impress Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Current Status: Wocket upgrades in progress (needs more duct tape + crystals)
Risk Assessment: Very high.
The legend of JD Awmstwong
It began at the Milford Mall, where children would beg their parents for quarters to ride the coin-operated space rides. Most kids would giggle, make swooshing sounds, and climb off after two minutes... except for one.
His name was JD Awmstwong.
JD was different. When he sat in that wocket ride, he didn't see a toy — he saw his destiny. While other kids played astronaut, JD was planning trajectories (badly). While they made wocket sounds, JD whispered to himself, "One day, I will go to the moon. In my very own wocket."
They called him crazy. They laughed when he mispronounced "rocket." But JD just smiled through his juice-stained lips and said, "They laughed at the Wright Brothers too." Soon, the mall employees started calling him "wocket man" — a nickname that would follow him to the stars.
The Great Crystal Hunt
Years later, JD discovered the truth: space is full of high value minerals. Not diamonds — cosmic crystals. Rare minerals that sparkle and hum and (according to a YouTube video) can power a wocket to light speed.
Armed with a thrift store space suit and a plastic pickaxe from his sandbox days, JD launched The Great Crystal Hunt™. His mission? Travel the galaxy to find these mythical energy sources.
"They're in asteroid belts, moon holes, and deep planet butts," JD explained confidently. "Every crystal gets me closer to my big big wocket."
The $10 Quintillion Dream
Then came the news: a real-life asteroid called 16 Psyche, packed with gold, platinum and nickels — worth over $10 quintillion. Enough to buy America, erase the national debt, and still have lunch money left over.
JD knew instantly: this was it. This was the mission. Reach the money rock. Mine the crystals. Become a national hero. And all he had was $70 and a dream.
"I'm gonna prove to Donald and Elon that I can fix Earth money!" JD declared, accidentally putting his helmet on backwards. "I just need more crystals. And more quarters."
The Wocket Initiative™
Now, JD leads the Wocket Initiative™ — a self-funded (GoFundMe pending), community-powered (anyone with a sticker counts) space mission to mine 16 Psyche and save the world.
He still calls it a "wocket." He still doesn't understand gravity. But he does have a vision: build the fastest crystal-powered ride in the galaxy and lead humanity into the glittering future.
"Every wocket holder gets a window seat," JD says proudly. "And maybe… a crystal the size of a meatball."
Wocket is a meme coin powered by dreams and childhood wonder. It is not a financial instrument, and you should not sell your juice box collection to buy it. Prices may go up, down, sideways, or get lost in space. This is a community-powered project rooted in imagination and the belief that anyone can reach the moon with enough determination (and crystals). Do your own research, not financial advice.
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